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I will be called Carol, no questions asked.

1. What do you say to yourself every morning?
Savour the Flavour of Carol

mmmh, tasty.

2. What do you want other people to say about you?
Ding-Dong! Carol Calling!

TTLY so you can always know I'm there, at your door, spying on you.

3. Someone asked you out, your answer is...
Does She or Doesn't She? Only Her Carol Knows for Sure.

What the hell does that imply? like sirius lee.

4. How would you answer a booty call?
Fill it to the Rim with Carol

wait...what? WHAT?

5. How would you introduce yourself to someone you really like?
Ribbed for her Carol

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

6. To someone you dislike?
Refreshes the Carol Other Beers Cannot Reach

TAKE THAT LOOSERS.

7. You're in a conversation and you suddenly feel the need to pee, how would you excuse yourself?
Moving at the Speed of Carol!

Woa, one that actually fits! Fantasmagorique!

8. Your parents ask you why you got home late, you say...
Doing it Right Before Your Carol

Oh man, I'm never getting out again.

9. You're failing a subject, you say...
The Carol of your Life

I'm having it.

10. The love of your life asks you to marry him/her, what do you say?
Nothing Acts Faster Than Carol

GET IT MOVING , WHERE'S MY WEDDING CAKE? NOW.

11. Your bf/gf is breaking up with you, you tell him/her...
Good Honest Carol Since 1896

A.K.A Sayounara baby kiddie!

12. Someone told you you're a jerk, you tell them...
Puts the Carol in Britain

What? Ok I'll take that tea, kkthxbai

13. What are the best words to describe you?
Carol Really Satisfies

..............................My arse.

14. If you're going to have a movie about your life, the title is...
Stop.Go.Carol

DOY So inspiring I'm making a movie out of it at this precise moment.

15. Your last words before you die...
Get busy with the Carol

NOT WHILE I"M DEAD YOU CREEP.

16. Your message to a special someone...
From our Carol to Yours

I sound like some gay Canadian there. :1

17. Title of this post will be...
Take Two Bottles Into the Carol?

WHAT THE FUCK.


Also wish-list shit ; if you made it this far , it means you have an obligation to me; so nora,nora,nora,nora,nora,ergo proxy,ergo proxy, ergo proxy, possibly tenjou tenge,snapesnapesnape, I won't ask you OC because then you'd be in deep shit ... I don't know.